Don't be a goofy...keep moving!

I know you don't want my number, but you might wanna use it when your man f***s up!
Okay...I was @ a gas station in Joliet, IL...I was a little irritated because my son had to use the restroom no less than 5 minutes after I pulled off from the place where we were...anyway, this 'fuddy-duddy' looking guy tells me..." I see that you gotta ring on yo' finger, so I'm gonna give you my number when yo; man f***ks up...(I'm stunned right, cuz I wouldn't have given this 'bumbling idiot' my number if I was fat, single, and celibate! Lol...(no disrespect to anyone), anyway, so I tell this 'goof ball' (very nicely) that I can't accept his number, he proceeds to tell me that ...'your man is gonna take advantage of you, so when it doesn't work out...you'll have my number on the side'...( I almost wanna whip my son's pee-pee out so he can heat up this 'dumb-dumb's leg...just kidding..but he was holding me up)...ok, so by this time, I'm trying by best to be rude, but his force field is too strong, he doesn't get my rude behavior so I ultimately walk off....



3 minutes later....



I'm leaving the gas station bathroom and this 'lame-o' is still at it...he walks to his car, writes down his number, drives over to my car, and TOSSES IT IN! Can you say...INFLATED EGO! Lol...I thought I was shocked before, but nothing prepared me for that (if you are thinking was I scared...naw, I wasn't worried...had mace and a hammer...I was gonna wear the top of his big a** head out if he woulda tried something..for real) anyway...as he was preparing to drive off...he told me this...'oh, by the way, this is not my car I'm driving...my boy wanted to use my car...then he holds up his cell phone to show me a pic of 'his truck' with the OVERLY BIG rims that I was supposed to be impressed by...lol...



He had this look on his face like he just SCORED! I was confused...I sat back, locked my doors and started cracking up...his musta have bumped his head on the way or something....



I don't know...I lookin back, I'm trying to figure out...what kinda impression I gave this 'narsissistic-clown' to make him think that I showed any interest in him! LOL...