It really no fun in a secrete fort, if you have too many rules...so follow these simple rules and we'll get along fine!
Before you enter my fort, take your shoes off, and keep your socks on!
Socks, or any type of foot covering is mandatory...I don't wanna see your feet...especially if your toes are jacked up...I have an exception with baby and toddlers feet, but once you reach 6...socks stay on!
No Grown-Folk Whiners, will be allowed entrance into the fort!
My fort is secret to get away from the constant, whining....'outrage','controversy' and other babbling bullcrap I hear everyday...so if you need to whine...do it on your time not mine.
NO Cheaters!
You ain't using my fort as a secret love nest...point blank...that's all I have to say about that:)
If you tinkle, please don't sprinkle!
Don't pee on my damn toliet! Clean that mess up if it happens ladies...WTF!
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